What's the most valuable lesson you've learned in life, and how has it impacted your journey so far?
09.06.2025 13:17
¡Explotando Dick por todos lados!
Speaking of which, poor Cleo Coco has ended up appearing in anti-vice pamphlets.
Let's do what we always do, lay around half-naked while men make terrible jokes at our expense.
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And I ended up moonlighting in Japanese porn, but the less said about that the better.
Of all the layoffs, Torchy Todd and her gal pal, Tess Parker, were hit the hardest.
Two letters of transit signed by General De Gaulle … Stimpy, you eediot!
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In 1954 complete bastard and censorship campaigner Fredric Wertham published a book for the stated goal of creating a moral panic around comic book's alleged impact on juvenile delinquency. Much like the House Committee on Un-American Activities' disastrous impact on the film industry, the Comics Code Authority (obey, puny humans) put many hardworking comic book characters out of work all because of one poorly written book called …
Sex! Lingerie! Knock knock jokes!
At least until the peyote kicks in ...
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Only zombies dig to rock and roll, daddy-O!
Tess' boyfriend, Ed, now works as a Peter Lorre impersonator.
Just you, me, in a vat of lime jello, pulling hair, calling each other names …
TEXT:
“Your boyfriend is a total perv, mommy.”
Yes, Tess, crime doesn't pay but apparently Rated-G horror does.
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Times might be tough … But at least there's one thing we all agree on.
Dick! I heard about the lay-off. What's a square-jaw crime fighter doing these days to bring in the bling?
Remember, kids, masturbation will make you see the devil everywhere!
Did Leonardo da Vinci paint two Mona Lisas? Where are they?
I hear you're a stunt-double now for Fred in Scooby-Doo.
Ironically, Wertham focused on stories about crime, singling out Batman and Robin for its gay subtext and Dick Tracy for its violence.
In order to answer this I came up with a little story that goes like this …
Why do I smell bad even though I have good hygiene?
Torchy thinks: Maybe I could play a gangster's moll since apparently smoking is still seen as wholesome and American.
Perhaps now we can explore what being a “gal pal” really means.
Gadzooks! It's Torchy Todd slumming it in Yugoslavian science fiction! The shame!
I just cannot wake up early, even if I sleep on time. What should I do?
After you lather me up with that strawberry hand lotion.
Before there was MAGA there was … the Comics Code Authority
Marijuana makes Jesus cry!
And then working as Betty and Veronica's body doubles ...
I've also been making ends meet ... By appearing in Tijuana splatter comics as Evil Gringo #2.
But Tess! I mean Betty! I mean Veronica! (I can never remember who is who) which ever one you are, I love you!
Make Nazis afraid again!
Every day is a good day to punch a Nazi! I mean MAGA! I mean the Comics Code Authority! (I can never remember who is who)
Shameless vixen! Trollop!
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Torchy, we're unemployed … And no one is hiring scantily-clad wastrels these days.